Saturday 1 December 2012

There's a rock outside my front door with "Supermodel" carved into it ...

North Korean archaeologists have "recently rediscovered a unicorn's lair" close to a temple in the north of the country.  Seemingly, there's a rock in front of the lair with the words 'Unicorn's Lair' carved into it.

In other news, tomorrow I start my new career as a size 4, six foot, supermodel ...

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